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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}
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{"fact":"The group of words associated with cat (catt,\u00a0cath,\u00a0chat,\u00a0katze) stem from the Latin\u00a0catus, meaning domestic cat, as opposed to\u00a0feles, or wild cat.","length":147}
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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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\"Secret Garden\" is a single released by Gackt on November 16, 2000 under Nippon Crown. It peaked at tenth place on the Oricon weekly chart and charted for five weeks.
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