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Harold Eugene Geer was an American producer, filmmaker and animator, noteworthy for his association with the Looney Tunes franchise.
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Kashi is a maker of whole grain cereals and other plant-based foods sourced from regular farming practices. Founded in La Jolla in 1984 by Phil and Gayle Tauber, the company became a subsidiary of Kellogg's in 2000, and produces about 100 products sold in the U.S. and Canada. Its original cereal, discontinued in 2021, was identified by the tagline \"Seven Whole Grains on a Mission\". The name \"Kashi\" is a blended term derived from \"kashruth\", meaning kosher or pure food, and \"Kushi\", the last name of the founder of American macrobiotics, Michio Kushi. The creators of the brand, found meaning in the made-up-word as they explored nutrition from the needs of bodybuilders to those who were on macrobiotic diets.
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