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{"type":"standard","title":"Hemet Maze Stone","displaytitle":"Hemet Maze Stone","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5711367","titles":{"canonical":"Hemet_Maze_Stone","normalized":"Hemet Maze Stone","display":"Hemet Maze Stone"},"pageid":12885801,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Maze_Stone.jpg/330px-Maze_Stone.jpg","width":320,"height":320},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d8/Maze_Stone.jpg","width":3456,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1275815174","tid":"b522fb9e-eb64-11ef-b5fa-1d963ec42478","timestamp":"2025-02-15T06:18:44Z","description":"Petroglyph in California, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":33.7814,"lon":-117.05646944},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemet_Maze_Stone","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemet_Maze_Stone?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemet_Maze_Stone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hemet_Maze_Stone"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemet_Maze_Stone","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Hemet_Maze_Stone","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemet_Maze_Stone?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Hemet_Maze_Stone"}},"extract":"The Hemet Maze Stone is a prehistoric petroglyph. It is just outside Hemet, in Reinhardt Canyon, within the Lakeview Mountains, in Riverside County, California. On April 16, 1956, Mr. and Mrs. Rodger E. Miller donated the stone, along with 5.75 acres (23,300 m2) of associated land, to Riverside County. It is California Historical Landmark No.557. The government installed two perimeter chain link fences around the petroglyph landmark for protection.","extract_html":"
The Hemet Maze Stone is a prehistoric petroglyph. It is just outside Hemet, in Reinhardt Canyon, within the Lakeview Mountains, in Riverside County, California. On April 16, 1956, Mr. and Mrs. Rodger E. Miller donated the stone, along with 5.75 acres (23,300 m2) of associated land, to Riverside County. It is California Historical Landmark No.557. The government installed two perimeter chain link fences around the petroglyph landmark for protection.
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